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The Commandments of Will
(Researched and collected by The Mad Sonneteer)
1. The Word of Will is eternal and unchanging. To question His authorship shall be heresy. (Lev. 28: 13-14)
2. Thou shalt not take the name of Will in vain. (Deut. 35: 17)
3. Thou shalt remember the sonnets and keep them holy. (Ex. 41: 7)
4. Thou shalt not worship Oxford as I have commanded thee worship Will. (Lev. 28: 24)
5. Thou shalt smite Oxfordians with the Word of Will that they might repent their sin. (Deut. 35: 33)
6. Thou shalt not lie with an Oxfordian as with a Stratfordian. (Lev. 28: 69)
7. The Oxfordian lifestyle shall be considered an abomination, and the blasphemous shall burn in the eternal fires of summer-session Remedial English classes. (Lev. 28: 10-11)
8. Thou shalt not suffer Russell Brand to portray any character of Will. (Prov. 32: 67)
