Hmmm, great indeed! "So we beat on..."
I thought this was about last night's wine-fest! Oh, my poor head!
This dude scares the $#!^ outta me! Ed, let's go get a drink and talk about it!
Well, maybe not the complete plays. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
This one writes pretty well...for a chick!
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was an age of wisdom, it was..."
Blah, blah, blah!
Seriously, John?! As they say (or, will say in the future), less is more!
Have you thought about trying a sonnet? Come on, 14 lines...